why don't girls do steroids they have no balls to shrink

blaesa moment

Gotta do my dailies.. I mean eat

okay.... why

2024 ranking A tier knife B tier fork F tier spoon, chopsticks

Is mooning not a thing anymore

New trend where girls shave their pnssies and then draw fake pnbes on like they do with eyebrows

Youre not that tall, no need to duck near a helicopter

Being professional means you can’t have fun

are feminists the original involuntary celibates?

februrary rent is a scam

We should institute Solomon law: if you wanna divorce you both lose the kid.

Twitch username “Panties with Mr. Krabs” so that when when someone raids you it’ll say “raiding…”

People who watch anime are way happier than us

Michael 3

Did cars even have keys in the 60s