Megan told them that I was pregnant and I told them that Megan was pregnant

They are literally kidnapping me

we did it and we only lost one Pokemon

The mosquito did not die

I'm going to hold this grudge for the rest of my life

have to hold back the laugh of a lifetime

why is this girl eating a sandwich with a fork

how does that make any sense

I know how to spell burglar now

Garden. Garden. Okay, what the hell?

Riley carried. Riley carried. Can we do Pokedoku?

truly the most insane noises I've ever heard

No child left behind

How do you fail PE?

BTW stands for by the way

I'm scared George is gonna die