the spirit of the elite sniper took over my body

a display of snipin prowess like none other

Sometimes words just come out of my mouth

Sorry to all the Mikes out there

chew on it

call me the nutcracker

ball handling

bad spawn

Videogames are good!

foiled by steppies

when you enter the matrix wrong

Yucky

Yucky boys

Ideal fictional man

oopsie

Gotta have Coffee