Why is it flaccid?

That's my underwear. Hardly a loss.

Nothing's worse than my gambling addiction

HA CALLED TOO SOON BONK

A baguette. Come on now.

I would just let her air dry

A bird flew through the window is wild

HONKK

I've drugged myself

It actually does go nowhere

You got dog blocks before GTA 6?

I'm gonna open the door

This is how you get malware

If you call now, you'll get four pieces of cardboard

I'm going to find out where you live

What kinda keyboard you got 💀