May your pillow be uncomfortably warm on all sides

He's a bird. I've been caught.

oh god okay i didn't see all of these guys in here

Critical hit. How do you maim this poor creature?

If only we could just add an extra inch

I was pretty once

I just hate it when I'm walking through a long corridor and the naked man comes out of nowhere

I haven't showered in three days

is the sticky stick sticky or more like more stick like than other sticks

I know that the Green Lanterns are there.

A lot of people don't use it.

who the mama because it ain't me oh damn it

I accidentally bought like 19 flower pots for 330k

That is normal. I'm normal. That's my normal routine.

how do I know this information? It's mine. Fix it.

two stars, fast response, but you didn't fix anything