fat dumpy in chair

There's a picture?!?!

Key witness falls asleep in court

Oh cocoa would love this guy

get OUTTA here!!

Salt on avocados

Savoury vs sweet

i think that means he eats his children

Oh... I don't... Like that..

Sorry, just, the phrasing-

....oh goodness

but.. have i caught your eye??

That seems a lil harsh

this is now a resident evil game

"stay out of sight" *immediately hits a monster*

I'M SORRY I CHOSE TO GO LEFT, OK