Either way, I'm not going to be happy

Can I punch it and slash it and kick it and break it

why can I purchase your head?

!DONATE - WUCHANG!! - !MARATHON CONTINUES - !DISCORD - Clip 2

The final game will be woohoo

Why does this game cost $1,000? The most expensive game on Steam

Structural Integrity

Oh, shit. You're the boss.

I always justify the murder of insects in my house

Absolutely legendary. Truly. Truly.

We are gracefully sliding down this shaft

the future of Wu Chang is uncertain, but not dead

you aren't currently naked enough

Decent the Shaft

I have trapped her outside of her own house

you can actually steal money off of Jeff Bezos