"You have the map awareness of Christopher Columbus"

"Doctor, what IS Ligma?"

"You're going to pop the griddy on my vehicle? Fiiiine."

Clown Hair

When the Level 1 Gets a Nat 20 Against a Boss

Mind Flayer Ships Run on Farts

Who WOULDN'T be afraid of flying monkeys?!

When You Max Out Heroism...But You're a Villain

German Pronunciation Guide

"Apfelkuchle!" "Gesundheit!"

Edgar's Chainsaw Raises Questions

"I cast HIT THE SECOND TOWER!"

Brute Force Tea Leaf Collection

The Fungus is Taking Over

A Bench Press

Are the 7 Deadly Idols My 7 Exes?