"Why is my blood nutritious to you?!"

"Here's 5 petabytes of Furaffinity into your neural implant!"

Would you like to make a contract?

Brain Empty

Being Taken Over From the Inside? Eat a Snickers

Someone's Idea of a Good Time

Modded Minecraft Protip

HE SAID THE THING

Good Enough for Link, Good Enough for Me

Starving Guard is Starving Hard

All of Skyrim's Food in My Pockets!

"You're scared? Well. Your MOTHER."

"Fish of Dark Loathing?" Yeah, Eating That First

Respecting My Irish Heritage

"Chopping up bodies is fine. But we draw the line at eating meat."

Losing a Head