when your own joke makes you pause

defeated by the safequacker

when a play on words hits you way, wayyy too late

When you crack the puzzle but don't get the fanfare

I saw that finger

when you meet an in-game celebrity

squeezing brings out the 'best' in me

"would it be in poor taste for a cutting onions joke?"

not a fan of the crawly boiz

how my non-existent career as a streamer ends:

Boy howdy, I sure do love stealth sections

DRG's great servers at work yet again

This actually works out fiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIII-

I am maturity incarnate

Gettin' got by the oldest trick in the book

IT'S HIM