I was totally NOT getting a lapdance from a trannie..

That was a little extreme!

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Couldn't catch the challenger....so

Turn the light off. Go back to bed...

Sally DGAF

I don't work here, I'm werk'in it!

I like you...You remind me of my sister.

If you wanna hit it later...

SARP - Civ Life - Messing with the cops

Don't drive through that fire!

STAND THE FUC@ BY!

SARP - LSPD - Slow Day on duty

Officer Down - 3v1

Elphie the Hero! I can't survive this XD

Don't you dare, you b!tch!