Just gotta limp it a little bit further

We're getting bladdered, boys. And bacon.

Zomboid | Dirk Dagger attempts to survive the apocalypse with the B Team - Clip 1

i said i was gonna go to bed didn't i i lied i'm gonna keep playing

It's pissed. It's pissed. It's pissed. Shit.

Ringworm's my favorite parasite

Bloody bandits just stole the one piece of food I had left

This is what the French felt like at Agincourt

Sounds like code, doesn't it?

I have a dream and a grenade. Or a grenade and a dream.

One of these guys is wearing a Hawaiian shirt in the snow

What in the goddamn hell am I being woken up for?

I feel like I've been involved in a gateway crime

I call it the old loop-de-loop-a-rope-a-rope

I had a fight over a piece of bread with a pigeon and the pigeon won

Run for it! Run for it! Leave! Run!