they're trying to unlock memories like achievements and shit in the game

This room is too small, I can't turn around!

yo, change this shit. Put on some actual human music

This ship's no drunken boxing

I've been learning the Sailor Moon arcade beat-em-up

Took me out like a cheap date

Kids rewrote the dictionary

Various arcade beat em up 1CC learning & fun with retroachievements 💛 HAPPY WEDNESDAY... - Clip 1

He paused the game and then got that high score instantly

The game just crashed

Oh my lord. This is terrible.

grimy and jagged in a good way

el viento ninja dash

Couple more spankings from the whip

I look like a damn bottle of brandy or something

we got the Sage Strat right here