its jus game y u haff 2 b mad

If people are talking about you behind your back then just fart.

If people are talking about you behind your back then just fart.

Liz trolling randos

I'm over the hill, tried to climb it and fell off.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

I'm not fat, I'm just so damn sexy it overflows.

Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldnt, stupid enough to do it anyway

oh my

Nobody is going to pour truth into your brain. It's something you have to find out for yourself.

I identify as a Xmas tree lit on the outsiide dead on the inside and I like balls.

Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans

Don't worry about the world ending today. It is already tomorrow in Australia

Liz with the jokes 😂

Who do monsters buy cookies from?

Who do monsters buy cookies from?