oh my

Nobody is going to pour truth into your brain. It's something you have to find out for yourself.

I identify as a Xmas tree lit on the outsiide dead on the inside and I like balls.

Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans

Don't worry about the world ending today. It is already tomorrow in Australia

Liz with the jokes 😂

Who do monsters buy cookies from?

Who do monsters buy cookies from?

A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.

It's the most spookiest time of the year

It's the most spookiest time of the year

It's the most spookiest time of the year

It's the most spookiest time of the year

It's the most spookiest time of the year

typical randoms

It's the most spookiest time of the year