I can't drive cars OR horses in video games.

I'm always confused, but I've got the spirit.

Sometimes, this game feels like a fever dream.

I've never hated an NPC in a video game more.

I just wanted to eat my soup in peace.

I want to introduce him to some hags I know.

It could just use some work, that's all.

I didn't even see him at first.

He's dead, Jim

Video Game Logic

Good thinking

Smart

So excited about the loot, I didn't see the body.

No idea what the shadow monster wanted, but I wasn't sticking around to find out.

This house might be haunted.

JUSTICE FOR SKJALL