How I got Promoted to Captain!

Johnny Depp has some competition.

It's important to loot first.

Where are my Ruby Slippers?

As usual, I have no idea what is going on.

EVERYBODY PANIC

Geralt is STRESSING me OUT

She doesn't need my help.

Why do I even carry this sword?

To be treated like that after what he did. Absurd.

My only two options were both lies, this wasn't my fault!

Watch that first step, it's a doozy!

Ciri Best Girl

Grandpa has been avenged!

Can I have, like, 5 minutes to be sad?

DEVASTATED