Do you know what you don't have? Any luck

I'm Michael Myers, welcome to Jackass

He Thought He Was A Stuntman

Can I just ask you about your car insurance, please?

Nothing personal? Okay, maybe it's a little bit personal.

Teach me your moves

There's a psychopath on the loose. I'm just going to do all these beers.

Put That Down And Watch Me Dance!

Stop it! Don't open that door!

Evil will never find me

Mr. Myers Hugging His Imaginary Friend

Did you just jump off your own balcony? You're a madman.

Look at this guy

That's it. Shut the door. Lock yourself in. That's a good idea, Richard.

Death gets cheated!

Good luck with me. Good luck.