BANANA!

Good thing I saved!

Touching Mario's girl is a bad, bad idea...

British Moment

I hate it when my name gets cut off...

Worst. Possible. Timing.

I was not ready for that...

Near miss

No Leon Sandwich here!

Winning Throw!

Jumpscared by my kid

Meat Shield?

Solving problems with explosions

Watch that ammo counter, boy!

That just got really dark...

Last. Possible. SECOND!!!