it slices, it dices, it purees

i gotta poop like a mud turtle pushing cotton

you better call an ambulance, but not for me

they're just a little excited and very angry

Everything is fine. I have strawberries

he went to the toilet and uh was peeing on open mic

It's a good thing I took a shit this morning

You better not be a spider

Alchemical art of transmuting food to poop?

I can play with people but not alone?

The psychology of prioritizing gaming over tidying your room

you got to go through the waterfall smart ass

this is a tipsy Raiden driving

What a clutch. What a clutch.

WOW

Date night tipsy drunk driving w/ @skippy7950x3d