the last two brain cells at the end of a 12hr shift

well that was unexpected

what did he say??

that took me out!

what was i even expecting..

wifey told me to be quiet..

it felt so real

yeah yeah yeah

u good??

i ducked irl

The chair got scared.

Terrified

You've been gnomed.

Need a job? We're Hiring..

oops i fired the new guy..

Human Puberty = Melanin