Three hits, zero damage

The Hag in White - "We may be trapped." - Jack Burton

The Hag in White - Now we have to pick sides? But which side is badder? 'cause pretty sure they're both bad.

Tekkaman Honeybadger

His hand was not burning red.

You are (not) already dead.

He used space horse archers I guess. No, the final boss really is Genghis Khan. In the US version at any rate. 80s Konami, man.

Coming in hot

We're adventurers now. Officially. Still should have taken out Godwin when we had the chance.

The game decides when gameplay is over

Why is this trigger here?

Flat.

He tried so hard...

Lysander says we're being the bad guys. I'm sure there will be no repercussions, now let's steal everything in Sayunaa.

Not recalculating overlay

People died in the tutorial. Also after the tutorial. Maybe we do less of that.