you get two kisses

thank you for your peen

hey dude...

Captured on request

Ha. Hahaha. Haha. Hahaha. Ha.

Perfectly calm. Always.

i'm doing great

YOU'RE A MISS BELLUMS

My arse is haunted

i have a very important question

most haunted: fart edition

Do you want a jelly bean?

Hot sauce in the pantaloons

Don't drink and F the stars at the same time

Shi Ma Fu

WHAT ARE THE ODDS