If I first tried the sandbird, let's try it

That's fraudulent

Why can you slide off of it?

skill issue

Did I first try it? I first tried it

Don't be mad. Don't be happy. Be whiny.

Embarrassing -_-

crouton crashout (c)

Holy shit, what a shortcut. Are you kidding me?

You know what's more of a slap in the face than anything?

I had to turn the green screen off because there's so much green in this game

I quit my second job, that's all

When's the maid outfit stream?

It wasn't a very clean win, and that's a pun considering

that's like distracted driving you just can't do it

Wait, I won? Did he forfeit?