PENIS FOR THE WIN

no, it's too good. I don't want to kill you

the greatest artiste to ever live

im batman

In case you were wondering around here, when we get a hype train, I turn from Cosmoverse into Clozmoverse

We have been conditioned as gamers that mushroom equals bounce

You're not here to watch my gameplay. You're here to listen to me yap

I hope no one notices

I'm a worm. I can't hold two buttons at once

oh no the stock market crashed! Oh, I'm poor!

She blocked me? We're gonna have a conversation when I get home

How To Train Your Dragon

your ass hurts

oh fable holy shit i was just talking about this

i'm such a spoiler snob when i tell you

Woman have too much neck for a vampire