A Bieber fly. A Justin Bieber fly.

It is my birthday tomorrow. And I will make it everybody's problem.

Don't shut up, please. I'm lonely.

No one's ever caught a custom fish that quickly before

what do you mean we're going to be playing I Will Walk 500 Miles? at a wedding ceremony

Jack Black just plays himself in every movie

Can someone kick me in behind fold laundry?

Foster fail

oh oh your pants come off when you do that

We should have a B-mail

screenshot it, downloaded, encrypted, archived, zipped, uploaded, added to network storage, redundant backups

I grew a rock once

Nothing happened. We're all good.

I'm not that easy to take down

Thanks for the heads up that you're here, but no, thank you.

that was a close one..