Fastest staircase climb ever

Environmentally-unfriendly mech

Did he just do a sweat drop?

The world's tiniest sequence break

Health

"Aha, I am invinciboar!"

Power of intimidation (and/or gravity)

The SHEWP lives on in our hearts--er, HUD

Double vision??

Relentless Frontier's mines need more duct tape

They invented a computer that punishes you for mashing

The titan has landed... I live here now

e1m8 escape seems to funnel player into an extremely unfavorable situation

Lights off, lights on, surprise, you're dead

Too fast for icons?

Afternoonstar