Even Assault Android Cactus jokes have more meaning in 2026 and I hate it

Boom sploosh thud

Michael Bay capitalism

Michael Bay Lost Soul

Very fidgety grenade

I know cats can fit practically anywhere but this is ridiculous

What goes up must come down...calm down!

Bear

Darkhaven unintentionally provides biting Microslop commentary

Making mountains out of...ladders

Accidental lift disassembly

Falling rocks in a video game, and they're someone else's problem for once

I can't believe Pinky* sometimes suffers Sanvein Missile Syndrome (though she _did_ hit the target)

Bonk-WAAAAA

That truck got Kei-O'd

Ogre hadn't quite worked up the nerve