Dad's joke follows through

Spoke too soon.

KOJIMA! I have a bone to pick.

Get that ration!

Those goggle were useless!

Return to sender

NAHHH NAhh Naah NAaahh!

What could that be?

Literally never failed this before!

HOLD YOUR BREATH

The friction burn was REAL!

GARRGH!!!!!

Metal gear ROCK SOLID

Kojima! I want a word with you.

Nice shooting Tex

Cigs and Snipers Both bad for your health