Folks...don't drink and invent and drive. Here's why...

Breakdancing Rover

Well that was unfortunate

"That was fun! Huston, we have a problem, here!"

"This is the ugliest thing I've ever launched..."

"Not a word." (Because that's what pictures are for!)

"Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra"

Respect the 1v1

The shortest Hoard match in history. (Jan. 17th, '26)

I am unbearable. (Jan. 17th, '26)

All this...for a fuel hose.

"Uhp, I'm screwed, I'm dead."

"IIIII'm almost dead, I'm dead, you shot me!"

"I expected no less."

"Yay for Fusion the size of a bus!"

"The problem is we both trichord, so we're both impatient and moving fast..." [Dec. 14, '25]