running it down mid 1v3

NEW KID ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK

ashley gets gotted

Koolaid man looking MFer

Small babies are delivered by a stork. For larger babies they use a crane.

What did I just watch

Which bones drive other bones to work? The metacarpools.

Im going to pick mid, sounds like fun

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh? Nothing, it’s on the house.

Waiter: I see your glass is empty, would you like another one? Dad: Why would I want two empty glasses?

Waiter: I see your glass is empty, would you like another one? Dad: Why would I want two empty glasses?

Waiter: I see your glass is empty, would you like another one? Dad: Why would I want two empty glasses?

Ksee is in dire need of an adult

Oh hi Mark

If there’s one thing that always makes me throw up... It’s a dart board on the ceiling.

To the person in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket. You can hide, but you can't run.