A spider came to visit...

You can't choke a chicken

Chat, I appreciate you

Are you as happy to see me as I am to see you?

Who are you calling weak?

He just called me a HO!

Pumping up Terry the cactus

Good luck kid, you're gonna need it

My plea to the gamer gods

All I do is collect wet socks

It's hard to English

The Ball is really far away from my head

Imma smack you

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That lag is killing me

Double Yoink