You may not like it, but this is what real ASMR sounds like.

A grand entrance.

hey pretty lady! honk honk!

just a little shoplifting as a treat :)

I think they hate fortune tellers

Don't be suspicious *accelerates*

Everyone has a desperation Jar

Serious BRB

I'm Fine!

look him in the eye and tell him

GIVE HIM LIKE 2 SECONDS

buy 3 and...get out?

How Dare!

When the game tests your will.

Din Din Song!

Yippeee!!!