I just saw a shredder out here. A shredder?

Thank you for the resub, Shmitty. I've known you 39 months

Well, Phasmo's broken until tomorrow

Come to me, fool! Come on, I got you!

I ate raw hamburger. Oh, I'm sick.

I'm allergic to the bullshit

That is the most cursed thing I've ever seen.

Instead of horseshoes and hand grenades, it's handshoes and horse grenades

I just remembered I did not take my meds.

Can't get out the window. To the window!

sure dick ride bullduck I guess

As soon as you start playing Overwatch, you want to kill yourself

That's because she's super well balanced

"Will Ana heal someone?" @shmitty_tc - Clip 1

So you're just over there mashing buttons?

he sound funny he said