the lights just flickered

the omega cock, legends say it's so big it can rip the veil of reality

It's almost as if my ADHD needs novelty for motivation

one time my crows brought me a bag of wet wet weed

I cannot bear to be perceived right now

I make a death counter and then I don't die at all

It's Catterday, my dudes

Trump gonna present the trophy?

Right at the last minute I was being branded a problem gambler apparently

Spain is Euro and world champs?

sneaky freja

that's my last rat rescue effort

get sucked up by that roomba, sealman

that was really fun to watch

i'm sorry kate! 😅

In the poetry slam of life, you always end up winning the Espresso Cup