Oh my freaking Christ, that scared me, Scramble

no free refills here, so I want all the soda I can get

I loved Jersey Shore when it came out

if being gay were a choice why are there straight women

You're hotter than Angela Bassett smoking a cigarette

my brain could only comprehend that being done by a ghost

a thing called world war one

hi baby girl what are you doing

I get to punch people. I'm great

ooops we died again

you lieutenant dan'd me again

flying + fart darts

it's right therrrreeeee

i paid for it

RUDE

ow