Waze gave me a route that said I would reach California from Florida in 22 hours

My mom don't know what Twitch is

I got gifted a Gooner game once

Sometimes things affect people differently

Gabe, you know what is crazy?

But if you're Michael Phelps, you smoke weed. It helps you swim faster.

Still the craziest thing I've ever seen in basketball

your aura kind of diminished a little bit

Came back with a sticky tip. It's crazy.

I think Vizzy's rubbing off on me.

Jesse Pickman from Breaking Bad. Sup, clean.

I mean true

you can't teach me

I have a vitamin D deficiency

Kinda like it

Maybe he dies, maybe he doesn't, maybe everyone else just sucks