What does it do? It's a hat. You put it on your head.

I don't necessarily think that every indie Metroidvania game needs a chase sequence

Next, Egbert, do you have anything to say?

No admittance, employees only

I see a tablet. Wonder if it got Angry Birds

I'd love a sandwich or something. That's not what you meant, was it?

what a great time for my controller to disconnect

I'm gonna feed you this saber

This is just more polished roll long

How was that calming? What? What? I'm feeling a bit more creeped out

No, I want my Fresca. Damn it. Fight for it

Why did you touch the dead person? You made a grave mistake

the music's still playing i'm scared

nintendo would never let that happen

oh sevens in the chat

you don't have someone in your ear telling you how to beat the boss