To be fair Hello Kitty can be pretty scary

Overdone Br*t*sh joke

They call me the Iron Stomach

Didn't take much to persuade him

Do not MILK the Frog!

The reason to eat is just to consume more cheese.

I'll have a Rum and Coke hold the Rum please.

Its never been funny but I can't stop saying it

Threats are form of endearment with friends

Medieval English Torture - The Fire Rat King

That just ain't right

Mmm Pineapple and Anchovies

That doesn't make me feel better Blind!

Enlarged Heart

Playing the most hardcore game I could think of.

Its so satisfying