My dream is have a motorcycle one day

Martin is about as blunt as a sledgehammer on the back of the head.

Make sure your kids are all put away before they join this conversation

all three brain cells are fighting for fifth place

I scared the piss out of him by slamming the broom underneath the bed

I might as well just attach a hose to both ends

oh good lord we're being raided by the kingdom

you found your way here because you sought a story

I am Castle. This is my tavern.

you can't argue with all the fools in the world

The number of times I've had to edit out the word magic is ridiculous

I am one who is here to help you

conflicting signals to hold motionless moved say something

the thing that it is designed to do is to convey ideas

This story is strange

I don't make the rules. I do make the rules.