Chris: I wasnt a chubby baby. Bio: Thats cause yall couldn't afford food. 7/9/26

King gets in Chris' head 6/9/26

Chris vs King pt 5 7/9/26

Chris' arm falls off and hits the seat. 7/9/26

King says Chris is having an aneurysm 6/8/26

Chris turns into Christmas Man 7/7/26

Ant and Anbu cry about getting more shots than Chris 6/15/26

Anbu: ant they let you run yet? Ant: Not yet Bio: he couldnt run before ant: im fatter 6/15/26

Chris vs Anbu 6/15/26

Anbu gets f'd up and says "I took it to the chin", mf took it up the ah 6/15/26

Chris: I wasn't expecting the pass. Anbu: The diffidat 6/15/26

Bio tears his achilles during a game 6/15/26

Anbu calls Bio GOAT and Mr. Adam 5/15/26

Anbu: That's why I missed you, Mr. Adam Chris: Call you Mr. B 6/15/26

Chris: he floated it over wemby. Anbu: Who floot em? 5/20/26

Anbu begs for Chris, then regrets it when he gets the full Chris Experience 5/20/26