I had a joke about paper today, but it was tearable | 100/225 | !triplist !lords

HEYAAAAAAA

I found a book called How to Solve 50% of Your Problems, so I bought 2 | 98/225 | !lords

I found a book called How to Solve 50% of Your Problems, so I bought 2 | 98/225 | !lords

I found a book called How to Solve 50% of Your Problems, so I bought 2 | 98/225 | !lords

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, and then it dawned on me | 97/225 | !lords

BONK ON THE NOGGIN

me when i forget the dinosaur has guns

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, and then it dawned on me | 97/225 | !lords

I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner because was just gathering dust | 96/225 | !lords

I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner because was just gathering dust | 96/225 | !lords

I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner because was just gathering dust | 96/225 | !lords

I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner because was just gathering dust | 96/225 | !lords

My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down | 95/225 | !lords

My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down | 95/225 | !lords

My dog just ate a $100 bill. I guess he has expensive taste | 94/225 | !lords