How do you make an egg roll? You push it!

How do you make an egg roll? You push it!

How do you make an egg roll? You push it!

What did the policeman say to his bellybutton? You’re under a vest.

What did the policeman say to his bellybutton? You’re under a vest.

What did the policeman say to his bellybutton? You’re under a vest.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. w/ @raqt0r_

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. w/ @raqt0r_

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. w/ @raqt0r_

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. w/ @raqt0r_

What do you call a pony with a cough? A little horse.

What do you call a pony with a cough? A little horse. /w @raqt0r_

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Nacho cheese. /w @raqt0r_

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Nacho cheese. /w @raqt0r_

please dont tell me you start over

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Nacho cheese. /w @raqt0r_