Why can’t you put two half-dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a hole, and your money will fall out! w/ @raqt0rx

Bordering school

What did one hat say to the other? Wait here, I’m going on ahead! w/ @raqt0rx

HAHA KNOCK KNOCK

pterodactyl PERA PERA PERA

What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap!

What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap!

What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap!

What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap!

What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap!

What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap!

What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap!

How do you make an egg roll? You push it!

How do you make an egg roll? You push it!

How do you make an egg roll? You push it!

What did the policeman say to his bellybutton? You’re under a vest.