I'm broke

I wonder what a lightsaber blade tastes like...

"Why do I keep hearing an amber alert?"

"You lost your stop sign privileges a long time ago." *Pulls out a shovel*

"Jowlie you're in my way"

A little bit of a situation there

"Yippee" *Bang*

"Wheeeeee!"

"You ain't gonna get me"

Chaos

"Say it again" "HEAAADS"

Don't run off on your own!

In my defense it was already there

"We're about to win so hard right now"

"I have plot armor"

As long as you look at it you're good