My co worker is... thirsty

How did a pest get hTHERE

FOOD JUMPSCARE

How are my darts ALMOST AS STRONG AS MY SPEAR

Jumped me then ran

How many ARE THERE

Oh an already hurt one tried to jump me

Well what did i just find????

I'm... I'm just going to stab you

RAT PACK RAT PACK

Portal makes my screen change color

Where has this been all my 97.5 hours

Let me look at my... Watch?

HAMMER THE PEST HAMMER THE PEST HAMMER THE PEST

what the coworker doing

The fog COMETH