My Roommate

Shit talk is kind of my first language

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[DBD, then !SFRP] 🔪My house is haunted by a ghost chicken. It's a poultrygeist. A fowl spirit. I'm going to call an eggsorcist.🔪

[DBD, then !SFRP] 🔪My house is haunted by a ghost chicken. It's a poultrygeist. A fowl spirit. I'm going to call an eggsorcist.🔪

[DBD, then !SFRP] 🔪My house is haunted by a ghost chicken. It's a poultrygeist. A fowl spirit. I'm going to call an eggsorcist.🔪

You've blown hhh-what now?

[!SFRP] 🔪The orchestra leader was hit by lightning. Unfortunately he was a good... - Clip 1

she ate it

I came out with a briefcase and a cell phone

What the heck

Why I Hate Solo Queue in DBD

The Weirdest Experiment Ever

[DBD then !SFRP] 🔪Why did the skeleton not go to the dance? Because he didn’t have any body to take🔪

[DBD then !SFRP] 🔪Why did the skeleton not go to the dance? Because he didn’t have any body to take🔪

[DBD then !SFRP] 🔪Why did the skeleton not go to the dance? Because he didn’t have any body to take🔪