Monkmentos. The Freshmaker.

humans are loud

Are you kidding me right now? That's wild.

i don't know how i can stand so much floof i can't actually

scared the pants off of me

^(;,;)^ Me and The Death Lord, Cthulhu, Makin' The World A Less Buggy Place ^(;,;)^

^(;,;)^ Me and The Death Lord, Cthulhu, Makin' The World A Less Buggy Place ^(;,;)^

Act like you've never had one of these before

This has been Helpful Tips with Clock. Don't look at it!

I'm reading it as torture

I hope you've been studying. Are you ready for your quiz?

I'm really mad that I couldn't catch that flea

That's why I did a lot of things in my younger years

Why so timid, kid? Speak up.

I did not adopt a cat. I adopted a parrot

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