firing enough darts into the kiosk that eventually the squeaking foamy mass clips into the button

This is only marginally more controllable at 60fps honestly

the outcome was foretold in prophesy (aka concept art)

"It would appear that you have lost the will to live"

Cause of death: Inescapable ennui

it was twelve hundred (and eight!)

... then he will suffocate in the vacuum of space. on the other track, you play a hacking minigame,

High(ish)-chaos cyber crime heisting

Time to go to space