Funk freaks out over the slow approach of an NPC, an ASMR story

“Looch is terrified of women!”

"What if I don't wanna just randomly kill a chi-"

"LEGALLY DISTINCT LA FORGE, WHO ARE YOU?!!"

"Say it to my face then!"

"That was WAY too close for comfort!!"

"Man I'm dead!" *dies*

"I hope your prostate goes *pop*"

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