"I'm going to not roll a natural 20" *rolls another nat 1*

BAM!

"YOU COULD DO THAT THIS WHOLE TIME?"

Karate Skillz

Mival pops a zombie like a watermelon

"I will burn this bear to the ground, before I spend another minute getting attacked by it." -Mival

"Worst I can roll is a 2" *rolls a nat 1*

Mival's yapping causes psychic damage

We don't even know