Dynamite Headdy: This sprite was not a treasure.

*holds up sign saying Uh-oh*

Servbot #1 has no idea.

HEART GET!

Robotnik's Ring Racers: Clutching That Emerald to my Chest

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

Barkeep Kills a Goblin in Runescape (It's Very sad & Heartbreaking)

Boyoyoyoing!

Cyberpunk's Whiskey is a good Christian brand