Durgon betrayed by precious shinies! (Pardon the framerate)

Wait a Minute? Read The F***ing Card

We SCHNOONED 'EM

Crashed and Borked

Isn't This Unfortunate Sir

I borked it, AGAIN!

Oh, how you will eat THOSE words

I wanted birthday chicken, not a touhou fight!

Jersey is a Dingus; Part V