Dear Reader, that's me

Hatch?! HATCH WHAT

i got bamboozled by Past Nala

imagine being r@cist IMMEDIATELY after we rescue you?? couldn't be me

what IS this? What are you and WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT

SPHINCTER??? [disgusted noises]

Rolling a nat 1 on a DC 2 roll >:(

That's so sad?? :((((

the map tells you where to go?!