I guess I'll try to contribute to NES Odyssey a little bit. Swords & Serpents (NES) any% attempts.

Crystalis - Ascending to the astral plane

I'm done with this game

Brey saves the run!

Castlevania - You no take candle!

Kid Icarus - Pandora doesn't want to be in this game either

Battletoads - Trolled by ice block

Ultima I - Transporter malfunction

Weird Dilguios death