The Game Steals Chests Now

Why D:

Poor Little Jelze

Blaming this Full Party Wipe on Grandpa's Bad Breath

Damn, it's cold? No. Damn, it's corn.

Blank <3 the Culligan Man

Dead Monk's Revenge on Doom Gaze

Protip: Don't do that.

If the game can't beat you in combat, it WILL find other ways to defeat you.